Tag Archive for 'major-excellent'

14
Dec

Is That a Planet Over Your Shoulder, Or is it Major Excellent?

Time again for Major Excellent! This week we learn exactly what it is that the aliens want with our good pal Hank, aka Major Excellent!  Next week:  PLANET COBALT and the BLUE GUARD!

07
Dec

Your Mother LOVES Major Excellent.

I woke this morning and knew that it would be an Excellent day.  Why?  Because today we get to jump back into DEEP FREAKIN SPACE with the Major, that’s why.  Here’s a catch-up link, then let’s get going!

He's the Excellentist.

16
Nov

Your Sunday Dose Of Excellent

Hello, Max here with yet another page of the epic that is Major Excellent.  Big things are heating up for Hank, and I think the issue will only be getting better from here.  So read the last four pages, and enjoy the fifth, because next week, we’ll finally meet the fabled MAJOR EXCELLENT himself.

There are seven colors on this page! Can you spot them all?

There are seven colors on this page! Can you spot them all?

09
Nov

Major Excellent Page Four! I Promise There is Violence in the Near Future!

Hello again and welcome to another page of Major Excellent, the most eagle-puntingly patriotic one-page-a-week comic out there.  This week is a good week.  We find answers to our almost entirely unasked questions!  Who is the alien!?  What does he want with our good pal HANK NEWMAN, defender of LIBERTY?!  All this and more just a few millimeters down from this sentence!

Hank can open cans of Miller Lite with his mind, and does so regularly.

Hank can open cans of Miller Lite with his mind, and does so regularly.

02
Nov

MAJOR EXCELLENT! “Threeist” Isn’t A Word, Max!

My goodness! It’s that time of the week already?  No, I’m not menstruating!  I’m MAN-struating! Yes, it’s time for MAJOR EXCELLENT! No, I won’t use a period to end a sentence of this post! Take a moment to look at the previous few pages of the story, and this one might actually make sense!  Plus, this page might have some storyline!  GREAT WASHINGTON’S TEETH I’m EXCITED!

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26
Oct

Major Excellent! The Page Twoiest Post ON THIS SITE!

Welcome, friends of democracy, to page two of our story.  We last left our hero on both his title page and the cover of a currently nonexistent 60s comic, but today, I am proud to announce that he will be on his very own PAGE 2!  With word bubbles and EVERYTHING!  Seriously, though, I’m gonna keep this up on a weekly basis, so you might as well keep reading it, huh?  And it’s gonna be pretty good to boot!  What have you got to lose?  Your uptight new-century attitude, that’s what!  So light up a cigarette and slap your hot secretary’s ass, because it’s the SIXTIES, man!

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21
Oct

Friends of Democracy, I bring you MAJOR EXCELLENT: A weekly web-comic.

I like comics. I read a few every month, but mostly I like old comics, and with the wonders of the inter-net, I have recently been able to devour ever issue of Detective Comics, Batman, everything Spider-man has been in and am making a good start on Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk. This, combined with my love of campy 60s television like Adam West’s Batman and the original, glorious Star Trek, has led to my decision to create, well, this thing here. MAJOR EXCELLENT is a 60s comic. I think it will be funny, so I’ll be giving it to you, the people of da Earf, in one page weekly installments, combining to form vague issues. Since the cover is really not that funny, I included the title page with this installment as well. Let me know what you think. Or Nolan. You can tell him, too.

As excellent as you want him to be, baby.

As excellent as you want him to be, baby.

And here’s the glorious, patriotic title page:

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