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02
Nov

Zack and Miri Make a Par RomCom

I’ve been a big Kevin Smith fan over the years.  He speaks a holy nerd lexicon that instantly connected with intelligent young males of my generation.  “Mallrats” remains one of my favorite flicks to throw on and just quote to the chagrin of those around me.  So when word came down that Smith was making a non-Askewverse comedy, I figured this was a good chance to see him get a mainstream win.

In my opinion, this didn’t so much happen.  Yes, I laughed.  But it was nothing worth some greater amount of attention.  The film was a “Judd Apatow: Lite”, and this comes from someone who still doesn’t understand what the whole Apatow buzz is about.  The movie isn’t bad, but it certainly isn’t up to snuff.  So, I’d like to play a little bit of Monday morning quarterback, and throw out five things that could have made ”Zack and Miri Make a Porno” funnier and smarter, with plenty of plot (not joke) SPOILERS.

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11
Oct

Liberty & the Pursuit of Kiddie Hentai (NSFW or Anywhere, honestly)

I don’t particularly want to end up prosecuted, but I figure that half of 4chan will be coming with me so the remaining Anon will launch a great campaign to save us.

I have, at multiple times in my adult life, stored images of lewd drawings of minors on my computer.  I’m certain that there’s somebody out there reading this who is thinking me some form of wicked deviant, and you may be right.  But, as far as I’m concerned, I have done no major wrong.  I’m not here to start an argument about age of consent or discuss the evils of the sexualization of culture; because I’m doubtful that pen on paper has many sexual rights.  For my mental state, shooting pixels to a bloody pulp has never made me shoot anyone, so violating images of fourteen-year-old anime characters isn’t going to turn me into a rapist.

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