Here’s a political cartoon I drew. And more of Still-Governor Palin than you ever cared to see. Click for big.
And say! If you got a chortle out of this, check out the other stuff I draw: Major Excellent and Mediocre! Right here on this very site!
Here’s a political cartoon I drew. And more of Still-Governor Palin than you ever cared to see. Click for big.
And say! If you got a chortle out of this, check out the other stuff I draw: Major Excellent and Mediocre! Right here on this very site!
On Tom Brokaw’s last Meet the Press before the Tuesday election the commentator said “even those who say they’re not going to vote want to know what’s going on”. This year will almost certainly see an upswing in voter turnout, but sadly it is not the turnout that we need. What is needed is beyond the “final poll”; it is a change in the national conscience.
It is obvious (to me at least) in the reading of founding United States documents that there was an intent for a supportive federal government, instead of an overbearing one run by two entrenched parties. The intent seems to have been to empower the republic– that we might elect officials to fight for individual needs. Of course, this did not account for the vast leaps in communication and global economics that are the reality of today’s world. A world in which a country needs benchmarks to be held across the nation in education, commerce, and more in order to stay competitive. This does not remove the need for “smaller” forms of representation, which is why it is completely contrary to what was intended for the U.S.A. that the nation is more informed and invested in the presidential election than any of the underlying offices. I am no innocent in this problem; the only campaign to which I have financially contributed in my life is the current presidential contest. I do so, however, with the realization that we may see a return to the “people” mattering.
This post isn’t here for the uninformed. This here– this is for those freaks who have watched so much campaign crap that November 5th is going to be a wasteland of shellshock. There are no links for the uninformed below. Either you know your shit, or you can Google it yourself.
Here in a few days you’re going to go to a Halloween party, and a third of the people there are going to be dressed as the four ticket leads and their respective spouses. It’s going to be annoying as shit, and you’re going to hate dealing with their general, ill-informed bullhockey so close to the election. Depending on your affiliations (or lack thereof), you may be tempted to beat some people up.
So why not go on the offensive? Why not show up in something that’s slick but not blatantly in-your-face unless you need it to be? So here’s six political combatants you can dress up as in order to cause a small-scale ruckus at your Halloween parties:
In no particular order:
1. A study that shows that men and women who believe a woman’s place is in the home make more money than their feminist coworkers. Generally, I think these kinds of studies are crap, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t just get revisited by this evening’s lasagne.
2. Neal Adams and his championing of expanding earth theory. Stick to what you know, brohan. Hint: not science.
3. Angelina Jolie is the year’s most valuable celebrity face.
5. There is actually a band called The Peanut Butter Conspiracy. Guess what kind of music they play.
7. Smear campaigning.
8. The anti-milk movement.
9. About Sarah Palin: “She’s my first political hero since Ronald Reagan.”Ok. Not so much throw up in my mouth as mentally scream and flail around like an epileptic marionette. And possibly run into a wall.
10. Adnan Oktar, one of my absolutely most favorite people, is offering several trillion pounds for a transitional fossil that “proves evolution“. Again, not so much throw up in my mouth as a;sldkjhg;alsdkgha;lvkn;aosethpaoetu[alkdvnmza;lkdnjvla;kjsdgha’. Sorry. I blacked out for a minute, there. Pass the Pepto? And a bottle of rum? Kthanks.
Oh, my children, I have been quite inexcusably negligent of my duty to hammer you with my opinion this week. Apologies. And what better topic to spout off on than tonight’s most anticipated vice presidential debate?
What do I expect? Well, in order to be successful, Joe Biden is going to have to approach Sarah Palin very carefully, so as not to appear threatening. He may need to advance and retreat several times before he finds a tack that will allow him to make his move, and even then, he will have to move slowly. It is an elaborate song and dance. He will have to appear non-threatening, but also not to gaffe and appear vulnerable, lest she see an opening to strike at him. This will likely go on for a while and involve a lot of arm waving and chatter.
At long last, he will move in, mount her, and insert a pedipalp charged with sperm into her epigyne, thus ensuring the continuation of the species.
Oh wait. That’s spider courting behavior. What were we talking about?
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